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◆早とちり、勘違いの例◆
「路上に座り込んで、包丁を研いでいる男がいる」（包丁の行商人だった）
「夜中に目を覚ますと、隣で寝ているはずの夫がいない」（別室で寝ていた）
「体を粘着テープで縛られ、真っ暗な部屋に監禁されていた」（夢だった）
「スーパーでの買い物中に、車が盗まれた」（実際は自転車で来ていた）
◆警察と無関係な通報の例◆
「電気コンロのスイッチが切れない」（ブレーカーを落とすように指導）
「訪ねた店のトイレが汚いので、どうにかしてほしい」（お店に申し出るよう指導）
「尿がなかなか出ない」（病院に相談するよう指導）
「後でお金を渡すから、缶ビールを買ってきてほしい」（自分で買いに行くよう説得）
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— １１０番へ「ビール買って来て」 : 和歌山 : 地域 : YOMIURI ONLINE（読売新聞） (via plasticdreams, hexe)
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